Friday, January 18, 2008

The Hookup

I woke up this morning at 8:40 am to the aroma of chardonnay from the two empty glasses sitting on my night stand. Yup, I totally hooked up with the co-worker last night. We only made out and didn't really make it past 2nd base, but the evidence was very faintly on my neck--a hickey reminding me of last night's rendezvous. So before I detail what happened, I will first say this, we do not directly work in the same business unit and he works in a very small and confining unit of people that deal with financial things. Which means he has absolutely no influence over me or anything related to me. In fact, we rarely see each other at work anymore since they frosted the conference room windows. Now the hookup...


He confessed to me that he's only been with three girls in his whole life, which I'm willing to believe after last night. He was extremely aggressive. I should have guessed, he did go to business school and all those MBA's are aggressive. He was a rough kisser and at times rammed his tongue down my throat. I had to ask him to tone it down a couple of times. (which he didn't) He then went on to grab my boobies and bite my nips. That was slightly painful and today they are still slightly sore. Basically I felt like I was with someone who didn't know how to control himself. He was really riled up and just all over the place. At one point, he said to me, "If I had brought a condom do you think we'd be having sex right now?" To which I responded, "Probably not, I have condoms". He obviously wants to have sex at some point and quite frankly I don't know if that will happen. If he's like this just making out, I'm guessing sex with him is like getting stabbed in the cooch multiple times. I'm not really into that. He needs a lot of work in being a good lover and his little 23 year old ex girlfriend didn't know shit about sex, because at that age you don't even know what your body is capable of.


Yeah, we'll see what happens, right now Im thinking sex is a giant no. I know you don't believe me, but I'm mainly interested in making out. I can probably get him 2 more times before he loses interest. That's the life a single girl.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I'm guessing sex with him is like getting stabbed in the cooch multiple times. .."

that is the best line ever.

and sweetie, you can not train someone to be a good lover. its like singing...you can make britney sound good in the studio, but live....notsomuch.

cherie said...

I disagree, I think you can definitely train someone to be a good lover, I think they just have to be receptive.

But good kissing...I think either you are or you aren't, and unfortunately thats the way into the cooch...