Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Living for the bang

"From the moment I saw you, I wanted to bang you." These were the words from my co-workers IM last night. I think thats going in the scrap book of seduction. Right between "Are those real" and "We have 20 minutes". His words also bring to light that the only reason he invited me out with his friends was to get close enough to have a chance. You can't bang someone you've never talked to before. It feels like men live for the bang. They devise elaborate plans and ruses to trap their victim in clever ways. What the hell? Is it that serious?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No offense but if you put yourself out there like a HO (pulling from your blog title), displaying your assets for all to see(look at your blog picture), what the hell do you expect? Guys are going to treat you like a HO and want to bang you....DUH!

Anonymous said...

Look asshole, obviously I don't look like that when I go to work or when I'm even out on the town so thats that. And the blog title is a play on words. DUH! So go fuck yourself.

Thanks,
D

Anonymous said...

wow. harsh words from someone who cant even show their face (name). i can personally attest to the fact that big D is not a ho. any reference to such is purely coincidental. and the names have not been changed to protect the guilty.

cherie said...

Thanks sweetie, for that you deserve the "JC Special" only valid in SF.